Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Mother North, Mjöllnir bound

The best way to invoke Thor on your Sonntag afternoon...

1. Wear your Thor's hammer, ya dingus
2. Drink Vikings blood, a rare mead found at select liquor stores
3. Listen to Nokturnal Mortum's-The Voice of Steel


And there you have it folks. Just 3 easy steps to get the coolest god of Norse mythology to cruise down from Valhalla and take time out of his busy schedule (raping and pillaging) to chill with you and drink mead.
-Emperor Vampirion

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Grind Your Fucking Head In...

Some of my favorite grind tunes


Napalm Death-Twist the Knife (slowly)

Nasum-Wrath

Pig Destroyer-Gravedancer

Circle of Dead Children-A Family Tree to Hang From

Carcasss-Corpral Jigsaw Quandry

Hemdale-Overflow

Exhumed-Decrepit Crescendo

Impaled-Operating Theatre

Mortician-Final Bloodbath

Rotten Sound-Burden

Misery Index-The Great Depression


in grind we rust...
-Emperor Vampirion

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Ed Hunter Returns

The new Maiden came out the other day and I am in awe that these dudes can make such consistently good albums time and time again. Actually I take that back, I'm not in awe, nor am I surprised.....it was expected. You can't really expect anything less (in my opinion) from the best band to ever exist.
I've had this discussion with fellow Maiden friends and they usually say something along the lines of "Maiden has albums that are better than others, but none of them suck". I agree completely. For example, for many Number of the Beast is the quintessential Maiden classic. Number of the Beast, 22 Accacia Avenue, Run to the Hills (sigh), and of course the ever so epic Hallowed Be Thy Name. Sure, No Prayer for the Dying doesn't have that special quality that Beast had but it isn't to say that the album sucked by any measure. Holy Smoke is a fun tune, and Mother Russia is a hard hitting epic in vein of many of the tales Maiden likes to discuss in they're lyrics. In other words, Maiden is the best. They don't put out garbage. Nor do they even settle for Mediocre. I didn't care for the last album as much as others, but does it suck? Hell no. Different World is such a jam, as are some other tracks of the album.
Onto the new album
Iron Maiden-The Final Frontier
Grade: 9.5/10
I have to say this is by far the most progressive album they've put out. Perhaps the closest thing that compares would be Dance of Death. Regardless, it kicks ass. The beginning is quite unique for Maiden, it has an intro! It has an eerie sort of shredding by Murray and Smith alongside McBrain's almost Neil Pert-esque prog rock drumming. There's even some quite prominent double bass work. You go Nicko. It basically puts you in the mood for time travel. Why hadn't they explored this idea sooner? Arguably they did it with Somewhere In Time, but that was more just a few songs here and there that reference various sci-fi novels.
I personally liked this album much more than A Matter of Life or Death. I feel like this album has much more substance and is in some ways a little more in the theatrical vein Maiden fans are so familiar with.
Like Dance of Death, I think this album might take a few listens for people to get really into it due to its non typical less straightforward galloping and aggression found on earlier albums.
My favorite track is probably the single, El Dorado.

For some reason I am always a little thrown off as to what singles Maiden chooses to release, but not this one. For example, Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter lacks so much compared to the rest of No Prayer. Wicker Man, off of Brave New World is in my opinion the weakest song among such a great comeback album. Don't even get me started with Run to the Hills... my LEAST favorite Maiden song, yet strangely they're biggest hit.
Other outstanding tracks on the album area Mother of Mercy, the Talisman, and lastly the sheer intensity of When the Wild Wind Blows just might make you shed a tear. Nicko McBrain commented saying that he thought When the Wild Wind Blows is just as good if not better then Hallowed Be Thy Name. Wow dude, that's bold. But hey, he isn't far off. Although I wouldn't go quite that far it is an absolutely amazing way to end an album. But then again, Maiden always saves the best for last. The album title does suggest that this MIGHT just MIGHT be the end for the worlds best band. I'm crossing my fingers that isn't the case. I still haven't seen Afraid to Shoot Strangers live and until that day I will going through life feeling unfulfilled.

THE FINAL FRONTIER, ALL KILLER NO FILLER.

Lets switch gears for a moment and talk about what I think most Maiden fans never want to talk about, the Blaze Bayley years. For those of you who don't know, Blaze Bayley replaced Bruce Dickinson after the highly acclaimed Fear of the Dark album (my all time favorite!) came out. Shit lets face it, those are some hard damned shoes to fill. How can one even come remotely close?
Well in my opinion a band has two options. One is trying to replace the singer with another that replicates the exact sound that the original was going for. Similar to what Priest did with Ripper Owens replacing Halford...which sucked (although Ripper went on to do some amazing things). OR the band could replace the singer with an entirely different style all together and go for something different. An example of this would be like Dio's (RIP DUDE!!!) awesome contribution to a pretty stagnant Black Sabbath after Ozzy left. Dio completely reinvented Sabbath and arguably made some of the best material the band had put out since the first few albums.
Maiden on the other hand did something very strange. They picked a dude, Blaze Bayley, with almost no vocal range and to put it bluntly...almost no vocal talent. He just sounds, brutish and winded. He also looked like a half assed balding Danzig. Cool chops dude?
However, in my opinion it is in these years that Maiden wrote some of the most heartfelt dark and gut wrenching songs. Apparently X Factor was written while Harris was going through a pretty excruciating divorce and almost lost custody of his kids during this time. Virtual XI talks about struggles with drug addiction, something that has NEVER surfaced in lyrics of Maiden until that point. Not only that, but the musicianship was top notch(big surprise?). It was as if, all the anger of losing Dickinson and family/band turmoils was taken out on the music forcing a unique and special Maiden sound that we really haven't heard since Bayley's departure.
Songs like Sign of the Cross deal openly with losing religion and faith in humanity.

Or even The Clansman, which is more in traditional vein for the band. It is in my opinion one of the best songs ever written. I will NEVER forget seeing this song played live and it hands down stood out above any other song they played. A real headbanger.

Blaze is obviously no Bruce. In fact the two names really shouldn't even be used in the same sentence together. It's obvious who's better. Strangely enough though, Bayley grew on me. I learned to accept those albums for what they were. Dark, troubled, slower, but still Maiden. And although they're different, and there is no Bruce, the passion and excitement of old Maiden is still there. I'd even go as far as to say I prefer Bayley singing SOME of those songs like Clansman over Bruce. Not sure why, pretty blasphemous to say...but whatever. I guess all I'm trying to say is Bayley isn't as bad as people might make him out to be. Sure its odd why Maiden didn't pick someone like a Halford or a Dio, but fuck it...whats done is done. And now Bruce is back. And better than ever.

Whats better then some of the most ass kicking Maiden jams from X Factor and Virtual XI Bayley days? Well...
Bruce singing them of course!


Up the Fucking IRONS!
-Emperor Vampirion


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

jESUS cHRIST

Its sweeping the nation

But I still won't drink it.
-Emperor Vampirion

Sunday, August 22, 2010

theres nothing more metal than woodpeckers


Check out this nifty tour blog/diary video Misery Index put together for their Traitors 09' tour.






Can't wait to see them in SF on tour w/ Despised Icon (last tour!)

On a completely different note, my room mates are playing a Battlestar Galactica board game again, right outside my room. Kill me now.
-Emperor Vampirion

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Why San Diego rules...

Badass San Diego Death Metal is alive and well..
Cephalotripsy

Disgorge (RIP Ben)

Condemned

Pathology

Cattle Decapitation

Divaricate


Gore bless America.
-Emperor Vampirion

Friday, August 20, 2010

killing can be awesome

Everytime I watch a horror movies I just want to see more. More blood, more guts, more fun.
Well youtube answers all those problems. Here ya go.
Michael Myers Kills

Jason Vorhee's Kills

Leather Face Kills

Freddy Kills

Freddy Kills pt 2

Predator Kills (yeah yeah, its not a horror movie, so what?)

oh yeah, and why doesn't anyone ever talk about this movie? Creepy ass monster. I love pumpkinhead.

-Emperor Vampirion

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Ruby Tuesday's

Now see, only the east coast could spawn something this bad

Monday, August 2, 2010

Makh Daniels

Makh Daniels of the SF Bay Area band Early Graves past away the morning of August 2nd in a van accident as the band was traveling from Eugene Oregon to Reno while on tour promoting their album "Goner". Our thoughts are with the friends, family and fellow band members who are suffering through this difficult time.

full story below.
-Gordon Gekkoh

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Shithead Sundays

I've been drinking too much lately and putting my weiner in things I shouldn't. When I pull it together I'll sit down and actually contribute something to this beautiful blog. Until then you're stuck with my bullshit minute and a half long random movie clips.










-Gavo Shithead