The best way to invoke Thor on your Sonntag afternoon...
1. Wear your Thor's hammer, ya dingus
2. Drink Vikings blood, a rare mead found at select liquor stores
3. Listen to Nokturnal Mortum's-The Voice of Steel
And there you have it folks. Just 3 easy steps to get the coolest god of Norse mythology to cruise down from Valhalla and take time out of his busy schedule (raping and pillaging) to chill with you and drink mead.
-Emperor Vampirion
1. Wear your Thor's hammer, ya dingus
2. Drink Vikings blood, a rare mead found at select liquor stores
3. Listen to Nokturnal Mortum's-The Voice of SteelAnd there you have it folks. Just 3 easy steps to get the coolest god of Norse mythology to cruise down from Valhalla and take time out of his busy schedule (raping and pillaging) to chill with you and drink mead.
-Emperor Vampirion
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